French Hair

Who's levitation?!?! THIS GUY!!!!

2011-01-09T12:30:00.001-08:00

Tobacco

2010-06-26T16:31:00.001-07:00

TOBACCO - Super Gum from TOBACCO on Vimeo.

I'm sorry for this one part you will see in a minute...

2010-05-13T11:11:00.001-07:00

but you have to admit, vaginas are GRODY!

LABIAPLASTY HUNGRY BEAST: EP 14 from HUNGRY BEAST on Vimeo.

Effi Briest

2010-04-20T17:57:00.001-07:00

When naming my kitten

2010-04-19T12:13:00.001-07:00

Annyong, I came across this classic AD clip. God damn that show ruled

Shorty

2010-04-07T12:53:00.000-07:00

I feel like I've seen this, or at least it's been discussed so many times I just thought I had seen it

Zooey and I are breaking up

2010-03-14T15:27:00.000-07:00

I haven't told her yet, I hope she doesn't find out by reading this, so please don't link it to her guys. I guess I started having doubts when I was at some Diesel Jeans party at SXSW '08 with her and realized that she is essentially the same as another ex of mine and I'm going to keep perpetuating this same sweet boring indie girlfriend character as a love interest. Well, this Cotton commercial really broke the camels back. I mean, I know for a fact that she doesn't even have time to go record shopping or thrifting anymore, she is just constantly clicking away on her Etsey and itunes apps between shoots. I don't know about Zooey, but I can't live this lie any longer...

Alcatraz history

2010-03-03T00:30:00.001-08:00

thanks baptiste

20 best figure skating faces

2010-02-23T02:24:00.000-08:00

Collect them all here

Total eclipse of the dudes literal version

2010-02-16T13:50:00.000-08:00

I'm probly a little late on this one but...

Enter Douche man

2010-02-08T23:55:00.001-08:00

Shake face goes pro

2010-02-03T00:07:00.000-08:00

It was bound to happen

There is no chance you are getting in...

2010-02-02T02:26:00.000-08:00

you don't really have to watch the whole thing

How very gracious!

2010-02-01T16:14:00.001-08:00

she does totally looks like

2010-01-30T02:15:00.000-08:00

This has been in my head for 28 years

2010-01-26T03:52:00.000-08:00

for some reason...

Sex Ed

2010-01-21T03:16:00.001-08:00

Not to jump on a post-mortem-appreciation bandwagon but...

2010-01-14T14:10:00.000-08:00

You have to admit that Jay Reatard was doing something, that albiet wasn't the most groundbreaking thing, at least engaged the audience and listener and promoted a more alert response than some mouth breathing hipster echo trance bullshit. And I would much rather talk about and celebrate this guys art than some alien weirdo child molester

Slow Jamz

2010-01-13T19:05:00.000-08:00

Thanks Amber for this one

2010-01-12T10:38:00.000-08:00

Best of oh nine in pictures pt.3

2009-12-30T17:16:00.001-08:00

What I said in pt.2...

Best of oh nine in pictures pt.2

2009-12-30T17:12:00.000-08:00

It's really annoying that you can't post more than 5 pics on a post. Or mabes you can. NERDS?

Best of oh nine in pictures

2009-12-30T17:00:00.000-08:00

Mind you, my computer hard drive crashed with 5 days left of our March Euro-Russian tour so anything that happened before that, well it's not as if I can just remember it! Featured is some gems from Russia, China w/Deerhoof, mystical river spots, weird MFNW ad I didn't approve my fat face for, Tim cutting raw chicken with a dust mask(?), terrarium party, MRI, "birds that move" video shoot, steroid induced number 11 obsession/psychosis, other stuff...

^^^^^^^^*^^**^^^^^<><<><^**^^^^^^*

2009-12-29T16:34:00.000-08:00

Rhiannon closely resembles this cat

2009-12-29T16:30:00.000-08:00

Confusing pics from my life #12

2009-12-29T16:27:00.000-08:00

Look at these stupid hipsters

2009-12-22T19:08:00.000-08:00

I don't want to hear there new electro chill-wave project

good ol' Neil

2009-12-09T14:35:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I'll just click on my own blog and look at it...

2009-12-09T14:30:00.000-08:00

but nothing changes. As if something is going to happen without me actually making it happen. It's like opening the refrigerator and looking inside over and over again without putting any new food in.

The Bible

2009-11-19T10:59:00.000-08:00

Don't read that book, this pretty much covers it.

This is what music is now, so I officially quit

2009-11-17T00:36:00.000-08:00

I really like the part at 2:08 where he chokes the dancing 14yr old girl. THAT'S COOOOOLLL BRO!!!!!!

Free Tad you fucks! Also, b 2 squid cum...

2009-11-16T01:31:00.000-08:00

and other magical mysteries you can find in lovely Arcata. That and a lot of pot bums.

PS- If you are in a band and you decide to play in Arcata despite me telling you not to (don't), DO NOT I repeat DO NOT play at the club Jambalaya. As if you need to be told not to play at a place called Jambalaya. Personally, I'm not even going to eat Jambalaya ever again (that's a food right?) those guys were the ULTIMATE creeps. Whatever.

I hate baseball, but this rules

2009-11-15T02:02:00.001-08:00

11 11

2009-11-11T12:03:00.000-08:00

Sooooooo, I have been having a ton of bizarro syncronicities happening lately (have I talked about this already?) not the least of which involves a frequent occurrences of the number eleven. It started about a month ago, I started to see it everywhere. Every time it seemed, I looked at the clock it would be 11 after, or 1:11, or 11:11, I looked at the Powerball sign to see the prize of 111 million, when we were driving down the coast I looked at the clock and it was 11:11 and then I immediately look out the window to see some road sign about some tunnel or something that says 11' 11". Oh yeah, I went to the produce store the other day and I get a bunch of veggies and whatever. A lot of bulk stuff that needed to be weighed. So of coarse, my total comes to $11.11. Well, that was fucked enough, but I work next door and get a 20 percent discount which brought my total to $9.89, so I gave her a twenty so my change was fucking $11.11 !!!!. All kinds of shit like this. So I researched all the mystical properties that the number 11 holds and what this is supposed to mean and what not and I don't know if I'm supposed to hide in my room today, considering it's 11/11, or I'm supposed to get all first-day-of-the-rest-of-my-life male-Bette-Midler style. Probably the latter. And I'm buying a lottery ticket today too, mos def.

In case you feel the least bit bummed on Obama...

2009-10-28T10:37:00.000-07:00

thanks Merc blog for this one, a ton of gems I've never even seen. My favorite is at 1:56 for some reason I kept watching that one over and over...

Wisconsintration Camp

2009-10-27T13:18:00.000-07:00

Before I moved to Portland from Wisconsin, about a week before I moved, I had a dream that I was out with my sister and her friends (which, occurred almost exactly how I had dreamed it, but that's not the main point) and we were having a gay old time (a couple of my sisters friends were gay, but that's not the point either) and throughout the dream, I had the complete feeling of relief. Like a giant weight that living in the midwest had created for me, was just lifted off my back. The anxiety, depression, and general bad vibes that I had just come to expect as a reality of living in Milwaukee or my suburban hometown was just gone, and when the plane landed in Portland a couple weeks after I had the dream, that was exactly how it went.
So when I go back there it is interesting to realize that this wasn't just a case of early adult boredom and angxt cured by a fresh environment. I honestly feel like shit when I'm back there to visit. I love my Dad, and I need to visit with him from time to time, but being there is like being in an absolute fucking prison (with the exception of my aunt and uncles summer home on the chain of lakes in Waupaca, that is an island in the stream of a chain of lakes. Huh?).
I don't think I ever want to go back there. Mabes I just dont ever want to leave Portland (?)

"ASPIRATIONS" pt.17

2009-10-27T12:58:00.001-07:00

I love those Gossip dudes, don't misunderstand me. They are all hilarious, interesting and generous people. But I also recognize that there are only so many "hipsters" in the world, and once you get to a certain level of fame, your crowd starts to change. And it's usually not for the better. I would definitely love to not have to scramble to find a job every time we come back from tour, tour on a bus every time, have someone take care of me like a man baby, get more than 20 people at our shows, and a lot of other perks that come with a high level of fame. But when it starts to look like they were passing out free tickets at the Cheesecake Factory to fill up the audience at the Jimmy Kimmel Show, it makes me wonder what I'm shooting for...

The world needs a new heart

2009-10-16T15:48:00.000-07:00

They don't make them like they used to. Also, I think Roger Fisher is one of my all time favorite rock drummers. Totes underrated.

Confusing pics from my life #11

2009-10-16T13:36:00.000-07:00

Why am I doing this instead of getting THE MOST INCREDIBLE BREAKFAST WRAP EVER at the food carts on Mississippi? At the egg cart. This is what happens in your thirties. Talk a little less about art, a little more about food...

Mike have you seen this?

2009-10-08T12:27:00.001-07:00

Is there a word for a phobia of trannies? 'Cause I gots it!

2009-10-04T15:12:00.000-07:00

Jeremy McIntosh (27), aka MAC, deliberately crashed his car "repeatedly" into a Detroit, Michigan lingerie store, Intimate Ideas, because he said they had refused to hire him. The damage to the store was estimated at $3,000. When Jeremy was arrested he was wearing "facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women’s bra." He also claimed he was homeless, and had nowhere to go, so he asked to be taken to jail, even though he owned the car he drove into the store.

uuuuuuhhhh, excuse me?

2009-09-22T00:27:00.000-07:00

the look on the female newscasters face is the best...

TIME CAPSULE

2009-09-21T02:38:00.001-07:00

Confusing pics from my life #10

2009-09-13T14:11:00.001-07:00

god the found photos site rules

2009-09-06T16:11:00.001-07:00

I could look at it for hours, and I do! This guy apparently sifts through thousands of peoples personal pic files via filesharing programs that these random people are probably using to steal music and movies etc. so the demographic tends to be younger, a lot of eastern euro's into music. very strange window...

fixed my links! GOD HELP US LINK

2009-09-06T16:03:00.000-07:00

Neutral Milk Hotel in a basement

2009-08-30T09:48:00.000-07:00

Pretty incredible to even imagine them performing in a basement, especially after that album has become so engrained. You have to hand it to him for making such an incredible record and then just calling it quits...

Totes miss you Kars!

2009-08-28T19:27:00.000-07:00

Can't believe I didn't see you last time you were in town. This is a good picture of us, you can't even tell we were blind drunk when it was taken! French Fries!

Wait for it...

2009-08-27T22:14:00.001-07:00

Confusing pics from my life #9

2009-08-18T12:50:00.001-07:00

this website rules

2009-08-13T11:39:00.000-07:00

Probably bad news. Check it

I really should do more Yoga I think it would be really good for my ... oh, um, nevermind

2009-08-01T04:07:00.000-07:00

Dinner and the main coarse

2009-07-26T11:09:00.000-07:00

actually pulled off "punk-funk". We played with them last night and hopefully will again soon...

I don't know why...

2009-07-24T02:25:00.001-07:00

I suddenly enjoy pot again

God help me I don't want to get old

2009-07-18T13:08:00.000-07:00

Because this is basically what life will be like...

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

2009-07-14T03:29:00.000-07:00

Mostly just supremely depressing but...

Maurizio Cattelan

2009-06-22T23:46:00.000-07:00

I got pretty into this mainly installation based artist back around 1997 when he seemed to be getting a lot of attention and showing more. I just came across something about him and it reminded me of his work. He did an outdoor installation for the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee when I lived there that was basically a couple of fake homeless people(although very life-like) squatting out in a corner of a building on campus that immediately got stolen by some Wisconsin college students shortly before I got the hell out of that place.

BACK PAIN

2009-06-08T01:45:00.001-07:00

It's ruling my life right now. It's all I do. Limp around or go to doctors to try and fix my back pain that has now turned into leg and knee pain. but I have learned a lot of helpful tips from many websites and opinionated people in person:

1. Don't get depressed or stressed out about the fact that you can't live your life like a normal, healthy person or about the fact that you are in constant pain because stress and depression only make your back pain worse.

2. Acupuncture good, chiropractor bad: I'm not sure if I actually believe this, but I've heard it so many times I'm not able to form my own opinion about it.

3. Do THE exercises, but don't exercise. Doctors orders.

4. Older women with no arms and an exo-spine are at greater risk for back problems then younger women with no arms and an exo-spine (see above)

5. "It's all connected" will become your favorite catch-all explaination for why strange pains on other parts of your body come with the back pain. Of course it should feel like someone took a sledgehammer to the bottom of my feet and broke my toes and all my shoes feel 2 sizes too small and I cant bend my knees because I have a "pinched nerve" in my upper back (the awake-magazine-looking chiro-propaganda pamphlets I received at my first chiropractor visit informed me that Pinched nerves are actually very rare and from herein I should refer to my discomfort as "sublaxation")

more later

My 201th post!

2009-05-06T05:06:00.001-07:00

again, what I said before..

My 200th post!

2009-05-06T04:58:00.000-07:00

I guess I need to start looking at the merc blog more regularily again...

I told you I wasn't worried Tim...

2009-05-06T04:49:00.000-07:00

1976 swine flu ad campain to demonstrate how long swine flu can keep in your grandmother's freezer before she thaws out a steak and goes down to mexico for vaca aww fuck it

Chinese Karaoke

2009-05-04T16:18:00.001-07:00

The bright side of the economy

2009-04-24T20:08:00.000-07:00

1. Really cheap stuff - If you are actually in the position to be buying anything right now, from a flat screen TV to a house, this is a good time for you. If you are not in that position and you find yourself on the side of having to sell all your "valuables" for next to nothing, now is a good time to realize your material things don't have much of a bearing on your happiness(until you find out how much some of those records were worth 5 years later).

2.Pontiac takes a shit - Unless you are a lesbian or one of the 15 people that bought a G6, or you are trying to find parts for your Fiero/Lamborghini kit you won't find this news that hard to take. Most people are going to be more surprised to find out this company was still in business.

3.Customer service - Have you noticed hoe nice people have been at stores lately? Sure, working at Home Depot or Target may not be the most fulfilling existence, but a little reality check that they actually have a steady income and people more "qualified" than them are waiting in line for their shitty job tends to light a spark under some grumpy bottoms. It's nice to not be treated like dogshit when I'm out at a mediocre restaurant, not have to wonder around for hours looking for 'liquid nails', and basically know that I'm not the bain of a persons existence that I'm giving money to.

Anyone care to chime in? I've got more on the way...

russian madness pt.2

2009-04-03T03:10:00.000-07:00

I dont have much internets, so ill make it quick. my laptop broke so i have no pictures for the blog.it is crazy here. in true Panther form we werent in town 8 hours before we found ourselves paying off cops , well the girl we were with that jumped the rope that was around Lenins grave in the red square at 3am. oh and BTW forget every exaggeration i have told in my whole life, I have never seen so many unbelievably attractive girls in my life. more when home

Best/worst band names seen/heard so far this tour

2009-03-29T11:49:00.000-07:00

Gnome Sins
Bogus Jail
You fuck my wife and I like that
The ass guys
Eat Me Clown
Black Haircut
I have no mouth and I must scream
Three In One Gentleman Suit
The Samuel Jackson Five

I gotta take a dump you chump

2009-03-29T11:30:00.000-07:00

Berlin and Prauge were great. The shows were totally out of control, who knew? Awesome dudes, very pretty ladies, etc. Look at my shitty pictures.

shit from my life fuck you im drunk fruck

2009-03-24T17:29:00.000-07:00

cold blooded old times

2009-03-21T11:33:00.000-07:00

The drive from Dundingen Switzerland to Rome Italy really took me back to the good ol’ days of touring in the US, but now with a more European backdrop. I won’t bore you with every detail, but it did involve another trip to the Russian embassy, a snow-made dead end in the Swiss alps that put us back 40 miles, a 3 and a half hour traffic jam with some of the most chaotic automobile clusterfucks I have ever seen with nary a traffic cop in sight followed by an additional 3 hours of blasting through skinny Italian mountain highway with maniac drivers all around us while Charlie and Martin take turns arguing with the promoter of the club in Rome about whether or not we will even be able to play once we get there (we weren’t). 15 fucking hours in the van so we could stay in this prison cell of a hotel room. We did drive past the coliseum in the morning. Big whoop.
The next day we drove to Pescara to play there and hang out with our euro bookers who turned out to be awesome dudes. They treated us very well and the show was a blast. Needless to say we got shitbombed.

Black Metal News!

2009-03-17T11:05:00.000-07:00

Gaahl of the Norweigen black metal band Gorgoroth known for his ligit living quarters waaaay out in a Norweigen forest, his taste for torturing music journalists that ask him the wrong questions and generally being like this;

...(drum roll)...CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET!! Which I suppose is the most satanic sexual orientation if you think about it. His Boyfriend is some designer guy. I'm interested to see how the face painters are going to take this one.

In other news...
Varg Vikernes-(a.k.a. Count Grishnackh) — the former BURZUM singer who served a Norwegian prison term for the August 1993 murder of MAYHEM guitarist Oystein Aarseth (a.k.a. Euronymous) and setting fire to three churches was released from prison today for good behavior I'm guessing.

Varg is reportedly looking forward to living a "normal life".
So note to selves:::: If you really want to kill somebody and burn down a few churches and still release records from prison and be out in less than 15 years, Norway is for you.

Freiberg

2009-03-16T13:58:00.000-07:00

Did I spell that right? Anyway, I need to hurry up and type this before the pot cookie kicks in. Our new friend Cristov took us around Frieberg on our day off. They have the oldest McDonalds in the world, did you know that? Built in 1649 it was. I forgot my camera on our walking tour I would have shown you. Instead you will have to see pictures inside Cristovs insane penthouse apartment that was a brothel in the 70's. Rad patio surrounded by bulletproof glass. No shit. Oh boy, gotta go...

french hair

2009-03-14T14:12:00.001-07:00

french hair

Reoccurring topics of conversation

2009-03-14T10:07:00.000-07:00

1.Wolves in the throne room
Olympia based eco-black metal band made famous for being a black metal band that doesn't dress like total clowns. Our driver Martin recently did a tour with them and enjoys relating a story about their tour regularly.

2. Todd P.
Portland cum New York music promoter. People seem to have stories about him.

3.31knots
Portland post-rock group I used to play drums in that I used to play drums in back when they were not popular in Europe. I’m riding on the tails of a coat that used to be mine but I haven’t worn for about 5 years (was that analogy too much of a stretch?).

4.Bread
People are constantly eating it, and apparently it’s impossible to have a meal in Europe without at least 12ft of baguette exploding out of a paper bag for you to have with your rice and pasta bomb. I will say that the food has been really delicious despite the glycemic index.

5.”The water is pregnant”
When it’s time to motivate to the next city and Martin fires up the GPS in the van, the lady’s voice says something in German that sounds like she is declaring “the water is pregnant”. We thought we were real clever with this observation, Martin rolled his eyes because apparently every American band he tours with makes the “the water is pregnant” joke.

Russian madness part one

2009-03-10T01:34:00.000-07:00

We were about one pubic hair away from canceling the Russian leg of the tour this morning.
The Russian booker, who we are coming to find out is not the most experienced with booking bands from the United States, somehow managed to convince this girl that works at the Brussels Russian embassy to get up at 6am today to drive from Koeln Germany all the way to Brussels on her DAY OFF to open up the Embassy with 2 of her very unhappy co-workers who were also supposed to have the day off, so they could process 2 visas for a couple of idiots in a rock band (us) because this is something we apparently couldn’t take care of while we were still in the US. So after entering the Russian embassy that we watched several dejected people not get into while we were waiting in the car, the very stressed out friend of the Russian booker is running back and fourth from behind the glass that separates the office with the unhappy co-workers from us who are trying our best to fill out a lengthy questionnaire regarding our plans for their country, to the back office. Meanwhile we are informed that our “express processing” or whatever, of the visas is going to cost us 250 euro each. This prompts a phone call from our tour manager Martin on the stressed out friends cell phone to the Russian booker who is in Croatia at the moment who also mentions that our return flight isn’t booked yet, for some reason, besides the fact that he never mentioned the visa fee. The embassy girl starts stressing to Martin that he needs to get off this very expensive phone call before he can get the information that he needs seen as the Russian booker would not respond to Martins emails and that we need to make a decision RIGHT NOW about what we are going to do because she drove all the way from Koeln and her co-workers are pissed and meanwhile I’m trying to fill out information about a bartending job I had two summers ago and whether or not I had extensive experience with explosives or firearms (I haven’t) and I dropped my pen cap on the ground and I’m dizzy and I need water and a good poop. I’ve got a xanax in the car with my name on it (a real bad new security blanket I’m going to need to leave behind at the airport) but we need to tell them right now what we are going to do. I can’t remember what we decided but I’m pretty sure there is a new visa in my passport. Let the blood draining begin.

brussels

2009-03-10T01:27:00.001-07:00

We played in Brussels last night. The people at the venue were very nice, had a beverage selection that included some real good red wine (chilled, I’m seeing this a lot) white wine, strong ass belgian beer (that I acted as if I was really enjoying and then poured down the toilet), their version of cheap beer, and rum. It seemed to me like a hodge-podge but I’m going to assume that this was deliberate.
It snowed. Apparently it’s unusual for Brussels but this didn’t surprise us seen as we “brought the weather with us” and it’s been snowing an annoying amount in Portland lately. We were drunk enough to throw snowballs at statues and I made pretty good contact with a box truck. We caught last call at this place that literally had 400 beers, which would usually overwhelm and bore me at the same time, but the 3 beers I tried there were actually fucking incredible.
The face kissing greeting thing is going to take some getting used to. It seemed very natural to me when my new French girlfriend Fanny gave me birthday kisses, but when the frizzy red haired giant in suspenders from the other band leaned in for a good bye smootch I tensed up so much he LOL’d at me. This is an ongoing cultural crash course, but I’m trying to absorb as much as I can. It’s easy to learn from people who seem to actually give a shit about something.

Birthdays.

2009-03-08T04:49:00.001-07:00

Scene from my 28th at a bar called Grandmothers in Portland. I was confused...

Me and Kars taking it to the MAXIMUM amidst my "turning 30" crisis

Charlie and I in a burrito shop in Salt Lake City for me to turn 31 in a dry Mormon city
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32. In an attic in an apartment in Amsterdam where we slept. Not anything like Ann Franks house

Confusing pictures from my life Pt.8 : German Edition

2009-03-05T10:15:00.001-08:00

So far so good, once we got past the initial 23 hour travel time. That was pure fucking hell. I will pay the extra $75 in a heartbeat not to have a third flight to get to Europe.
Koeln or "Cologne" or whatever was rad. The people at the "King George" were super nice, gave us tons of booze, put us up in the apartment upstairs, etc. Very comfortable and easy. The show was real good too. People are incredibly respectful and seem to just generally pay more attention. Good start. Sorry my pictures suck...

Confusing pictures from my life pt.7

2009-03-01T02:13:00.000-08:00

Last United States edition for the next month and a half. Like I said, bear with me. It will get more interesting...

Confusing pictures from my life pt.6

2009-02-18T18:28:00.001-08:00

Not really all that confusing this time. It's a creepy painting on Mississippi, shots from us playing in the window of a bookstore downtown, some bamboo I would like to see growing in my yard, and my new favorite red wine for under $15 a bottle. Bear with me, the blog posts will get more interesting in a couple weeks when I cross the Atlantic... Wow, my new vitamins are giving me weird burbs

Red Fang tour blogzz

2009-02-15T17:37:00.000-08:00

Check it out in my linxxx. Good non-fiction

WHOOPS!

2009-01-30T12:39:00.000-08:00

Ungh. I'm going to hang out with these fuck up's in March

2009-01-29T03:53:00.000-08:00

Just hang tight until 2.15 mark to say hi to their mother...

fuck it

2009-01-28T17:41:00.000-08:00

yep

Superstar: the Karen Carpenter story

2009-01-19T16:54:00.000-08:00

Pt. 1. Todd Haynes film school project if you haven't already seen this jem...

"It's so easy"

2009-01-18T21:55:00.000-08:00

An exerpt from the classic Gun's and Roses song, Axl Rose's charming, romantic lyrics acted out on extra normal

FUCK THE AIRLINES

2009-01-16T20:18:00.000-08:00

I just spent $400 today to CHANGE a ticket for a flight to europe. I can think of a lot of things I needed to spend $400 on these days instead of having some anxious middle aged woman in an office in north dakota push a few buttons for me, but what are you really going to do. There is zero accountability for any transactions that normal people have with corporations. If something should go wrong, then get ready to weave through a maze of automated menu options that, if they don't just spin you in circles until you eventually just give up, send you to someone who could not care less and whose only joy in life comes from telling you that their is "nothing they can do". Yeah, that's why you answer phones for a living, right?

Ummm...

2009-01-12T03:01:00.000-08:00

thanks mercury blog for this jem

youtube

2009-01-09T19:15:00.001-08:00

YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

2009-01-07T02:54:00.000-08:00

So, I made a mini movie on this website that lets you put in your own text and edit the scene etc. I couldn't think of anything, so I just used one of my old blog posts from when we were on tour with Ratatat.

What's on TV tonight?

2009-01-02T21:30:00.000-08:00

shut up

Here's the kind of geniuses I'll be serving tonight

2008-12-31T14:23:00.000-08:00

So stop in the crow bar and toast the new year!

iphone camera malfunction

2008-12-26T22:12:00.000-08:00

ART!

2008-12-26T22:07:00.000-08:00

Confusing pictures from my life pt.5

2008-12-24T17:28:00.000-08:00

NOT IN PORTLAND

2008-12-20T15:01:00.000-08:00

It's cool to have snow and all, but this city can't handle it, so everything shuts down and you are stranded. Which would be fine, but I have to get on a plane tomorrow morning to go to Wisconsin, where there is hella more snow, but they are equipped to deal with it. Now I have to drive to Charlie's to get a klonopin out of his mailbox...

Jay, have you seen this?!?

2008-12-11T12:39:00.000-08:00

so much stunning imagery, complete with wild slap bass!

Goin' deep

2008-11-09T17:48:00.001-08:00

Pop secret

2008-11-06T15:54:00.000-08:00

The change we need is shows like this not getting cancelled...

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2008-11-04T14:50:00.001-08:00

Costume ideas Pt.2

2008-10-31T19:55:00.001-07:00

snake charmer

I. Don't. Know.

2008-10-31T19:49:00.001-07:00

French Hair

Who's levitation?!?! THIS GUY!!!!

Tobacco

I'm sorry for this one part you will see in a minute...

Effi Briest

When naming my kitten

Shorty

Zooey and I are breaking up

Alcatraz history

20 best figure skating faces

Total eclipse of the dudes literal version

Enter Douche man

Shake face goes pro

There is no chance you are getting in...

How very gracious!

she does totally looks like

This has been in my head for 28 years

Sex Ed

Not to jump on a post-mortem-appreciation bandwagon but...

Slow Jamz

Thanks Amber for this one

Best of oh nine in pictures pt.3

Best of oh nine in pictures pt.2

Best of oh nine in pictures

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Rhiannon closely resembles this cat

Confusing pics from my life #12

Look at these stupid hipsters

good ol' Neil

Sometimes I'll just click on my own blog and look at it...

The Bible

This is what music is now, so I officially quit

Free Tad you fucks! Also, b 2 squid cum...

I hate baseball, but this rules

11 11

In case you feel the least bit bummed on Obama...

Wisconsintration Camp

"ASPIRATIONS" pt.17

The world needs a new heart

Confusing pics from my life #11

Mike have you seen this?

Is there a word for a phobia of trannies? 'Cause I gots it!

uuuuuuhhhh, excuse me?

TIME CAPSULE

Confusing pics from my life #10

god the found photos site rules

fixed my links! GOD HELP US LINK

Neutral Milk Hotel in a basement

Totes miss you Kars!

Wait for it...

Confusing pics from my life #9

this website rules

I really should do more Yoga I think it would be really good for my ... oh, um, nevermind

Dinner and the main coarse

I don't know why...

God help me I don't want to get old

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com

Maurizio Cattelan

BACK PAIN

My 201th post!

My 200th post!

I told you I wasn't worried Tim...

Chinese Karaoke

The bright side of the economy

russian madness pt.2

Best/worst band names seen/heard so far this tour

I gotta take a dump you chump

shit from my life fuck you im drunk fruck

cold blooded old times

Black Metal News!

Freiberg

french hair

Reoccurring topics of conversation

Russian madness part one

brussels

Birthdays.

Confusing pictures from my life Pt.8 : German Edition

Confusing pictures from my life pt.7

Confusing pictures from my life pt.6

Red Fang tour blogzz

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